Go to the Light my Buyer, Go to the Light!

Night View of One of Several Fruit Trees

This was the listing agent’s actual caption.

Perhaps he was appealing to vampire buyers?

4 Corners, 4 Colors, 4 Pointless Real Estate Photos

Sellers are Willing to Leave the TV

They said it was a big screen, not a flat screen

Your agent may be a prima donna if…

Their outgoing phone message includes the phrase:

“If you are calling after 6:00 pm or on the weekend, I will return your call on the next business day”

Just what you want a potential buyer  to hear when they call the number on your yard sign.

When Photo Tours Go Too Far

There are some things best left to the buyer’s imagination

It’s Grrrrrrreat!

I’m sure it seemed like a good design idea at the time, but $20 in paint and 2 hours time would earn this seller $2000.

Real Estate Rorschach Test

I see a very long time on the market.

Shed of Dread

Maybe it’s their club house?

The Second Bathroom is a Little Photo Shy

We had to sneak up on it, just to see this much.

Would You Look at the View From this Room!

Well, you had me fooled.

Color Combinations That Do Not Occur in Nature

The wrong paint.  Also know as “Depreciation in a Can”

Window Coverings Included

The fringe really pulls it all together

Someone put Miracle Gro in the Carpet Shampoo

Note how they installed it up the back of the cabinet.  Carpet installers just aren’t that motivated these days.

At Least the Drapes match the Carpet

Detached 2nd Bath

The Camera Always Adds 10 Pounds of Clutter

A Collection of Corner Color Candids, Clearly Contrary to Cottage’s Charisma

Unattached bedroom

Nice Rack

The storage shed aka State’s evidence #5

What part of “half bath” don’t you understand?

Maids day off?

You know it’s going to be a rough showing when…

The seller answers the door dressed like June Cleaver, and he hasn’t shaved in at least three days.

Love what you’ve done with the place

Nothing says “Welcome Home” like a hole in the wall, graffiti, and lavender carpet.