Martha says: “Every room should have a touch of red”

Crop circles spotted in West Jordan

Wake up Ladonna, someone stole the pool

Somewhere beyond “needs tlc”

“Needs work to be uninhabitable”

Actual quote from a listing’s remarks.

As opposed to???

“Perfect for singles or couples”

One of my favorite real estate ad oxymorons

Another Actual quote from agent showing instructions

“Call for hold harmless form that must be signed before entering”

What is that sweet smell?

How did they forget to paint the door?

Efficiency Kitchen

An Actual quote from the agent showing instructions

“Beware of dog in box in basement”

About these photos

It is not my intention to embarrass or belittle the owners of these lovely homes, but rather to embarrass and belittle the agent who chose these photos to represent their client’s property.  In the spirit of full disclosure, I have made my share of the photo faux paux.  Fortunately for me all evidence has been destroyed.
If you are the owner of these and want to admit it, I will be very happy to remove them and  never speak of it again.

Your agent may be a prima donna if…

They didn’t  show up for your home inspection or the closing.  But you got a nice muffin basket.

The throw pillows really pull it all together

I think I grew up in this house.  Which would explain a lot.

Your agent may be a prima donna if…

Their business card picture has been photoshopped more than a Craigslist personal ad.

Your agent may be a prima donna if…

You pick up a “take one” flyer and you can’t determine if they are selling themselves or the property.

Pink, Closet, Pride Weekend. Insert obvious joke here

Variations on a theme

What is it with us Realtors and photographing corners?  Obsession, fixation or simply a world wide shortage of wide angle lenses?

Your agent may be a prima donna if…

Their car is worth more than the house you are selling.

Does he take requests?

My favorite part is the replacement roll on the towel rack.